hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

syphilyssa:

The fact that there are bugs that look like leaves and eels with electricity and frogs that ooze out crazy psychedelic poison makes me soo mad like humans don’t have shit ooo my big brain whoopee where’s my fucking night vision or my wings to fly with what the shit evolution u blew it buddy

(Source: egoidy80adgy)

coneyisland-:

it was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes

I just cried for 15 minutes because my cat can’t be a real man because he’s a cat
What am I doing with my life.

yamikaza:

the-beast-of-possibilities:

yamikaza:

sassniper:

yamikaza:

i think everyone is cute and want 2 smooch them but i literally shudder at the thought of dating them???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????commits sudoku

did u mean seppuku

this has gone too far

spencerberry:

itspoonanjimarsha:

fun prank idea: replace all songs on someones ipod with the kidz bop version

woah there satan